MacGuffin Device

VERSE 1
Got a style rarer than a left handed snake

And my pencil got potential like a fresh can of paint

Get it straight, the paper stock is heavyweight

Write so fly I make a page levitate

Savannah to Santa Fe, Indiana to Tampa Bay

Demanding they play! All the way From Canada Eh

Can’t stand a fake - Robocop 3

Insulting the original no props from me

Concerts and Clubs to the Comic-con floors

Opinions are like assholes – I don’t want yours

The job’s taken stop applying homey

Get live like Jay-Z before Hawaiian Sophie

If rhymes werе Football I’d have a Heisman Trophy

The bеst you ever did was be high in Sobey’s

You’re lying bro please I’m Hi Fi Dolby

You know me, knock a beat on ice like Ty Domi

Love what you do it helps prevent rage

Turn haters into a Facebook Event Page

What? Yeah Guess who dunnit?

You couldn't say nothing new if you welcomed people to New Brunswick

That’s true like “what’s up’?”'s a greeting

Or a party without me is just a meeting

You’re not competing with the beats and the rhyme schemes

So use common sense - like turning down your high beams

Find me in the streets freestyle cipherin

Wordburglar one word – no hyphen in

CHORUS
Like waking up to floodlights or some buckets of ice
Buckle up Buttercup here's a cup of advice
Something that's nice so you're never stuck in a vice
Might not know what it is
The MacGuffin Device

VERSE 2

As time flies I send your mind’s eyes on sky dives

Asinine like you enjoy onions but never tried chives

Rhyme in line drives for rewinds and high fives /

That’ll keep you busier than a guy with five wives

Einz Zwei Polizi – Who am I?

A student of the fly making tunes since Junior High

Spectacular! With irrational vernacular

To leave you more aghast than a skin graft from Dracula

Back it up! Don’t have to act real rappers know

Fact of the matter baddest flow is the status quo /

Yo! No explanation necessary

Every mic I’ve ever met I've checked come correct and buried

My own press secretary – I got quotes

While you Job I take hold of the top ropes

Wooooo! Ric Flair with a kick snare

If there's an opinion this is dope - it's fair

Hit em with a chair like Mankind expand minds

Kids have never seen me like a landline

A grand find – way better than awful loss

Rocking cosmic slop til your nostrils drip falafel sauce

Mossletov! So what do you want guy?

I do it all like Buckaroo Banzai

And if you didn’t like this well yo I got a million

And if you did? Well flip, isn’t that brilliant