M3RK

[Verse 1]
I got a high tech detachable dick
With a magical switch, let's me affix any ass to the tip
Also can flip my attraction from men to chicks
Fasten your shit, fuck so fast, it's like we smashed in a whip
Call it whiplash 'cause I lash with some whips
While in the whip and you got damaged from dick
From goin' so fast in your ass, it's like I'm snappin' 'yo neck
Alright, I came, please stop babblin', bitch
Drive away and leave that ass in a ditch
All dent up from the gravel she hit
Gets a doggy and sicks him on me, I'm packin' a stick
With a tactical grip attached to the shit
Now, do you really wanna battle, lil' bitch?
That's what I thought, shut the fuck up
I'm an animal sent from the pack
Scavengin' little rats, only smashin' the chicks who dash
No passion then went to crash, amassin' some little fags
Wanna wrassle to get me back, I'll attack all you dicks and drag
You way back to my crib and act, nothin' happened
I rinsed with acid

[Chorus]
I (I), got no clue (Got no clue)
What's happening to me, please (Me please)
Help me (Help me)
I'm slowly melting (Slowly melting)
'Cause I got merk (Got merk)
It really hurts (Really hurts)
Help me (Help me)

[Verse 2]
Merk-sexual, so all things are delectable
Sometimes I find my pecker full when I simply eject my poop
It's like reverse anal so I guess it's cool
Got a scat fetish, no wonder penis elevates when I step in stool
Let the hooligans try to test me until my weapons pulled
I ain't talkin' a stick it's my dick when I try to wet the fool
With my jizz (It's edible!), see it's fuckin' incredible
When a bitch will just let you off long as your dick is lettin' off
Win street fights if your dick meets guys
Either that or you might win free time with some men behinds
The Oprah Winfrey kind, BBCs in me while I pen these lines
Now, let me empty my rhyme book, I took
In my backpack, sittin' alongside a rap mag
Is a gat that, you don't talk right then (Brrap, brrap)
And then after that, you get hogtied and dragged back
To a black shack where you sawed right in half, ahh

[Chorus]
I (I) (I don't know, man)
Got no clue (No clue) (The fuck's goin' on?)
What's happening to me, please (Me please) (Please help me, bruh)
Help me (Help me) (God)
I'm slowly melting (Slowly melting) (It's wet everywhere)
'Cause I got merk (Got merk)
It really hurts (Really hurts) (It does, though)
Help me (Help me)