M.I.E.

[Intro]
Good evening ladies and gentleman and absolutely everyone in between
My name is Trinity the Tuck and I'm from Orlando, Florida
My hobbies include counting botox units, calling shade and solving world hunger
I like to recycle, so don’t dump plastic in the ocean, put it in your face
I mean, I'm a dignified mostly-human creature who values beauty, race, body and face above all else

[Verse 1]
I pull the padge, big hair, no pads
Demand premium, no ads
I make my own rules, bitch, I can't lose
Mic drop, when I move that ass
I am the perfect specimen
The picture of hyper-feminine
Vivaciously fierce and elegant
I’m the most, honey, you're irrelevant
I put all of the boys under my spell
Kelly Kapowski, saved by the bell
Bitches hate me, they tryna take me
Shake it and break it like biscuit and gravy
I'm crazy, a little more than the rest
A side effect of better than the best (Aye)
'Cause I close the rage
Got a first-class ticket to the aisle of shade

[Pre-Chorus]
Center stage, in the spotlight
12-inch heels, got the walk right
I can do this all night, honey
Didn't come for the crown
Just show me the money

[Chorus]
Oh my god
I cannot believe I won
M to the I to the S S
International, everything
Everything
M to the I to the S S
International, everything

[Breakdown]
I'm a fucking pageant queen, I will burn this bitch down

[Verse 2]
I'm fish like filet asuhos
I'm hit in the Pokéball
Tuna in the casserole
I’m like a dynamite wasabi roll
I’m sweet and saucy, snatched and glossy
(Bless your heart)
That's what grandma taught me
Theme park, we run the Magic Kingdom
Shantay all day, this is my dominion

[Pre-Chorus]
Center stage, in the spotlight
12-inch heels, got the walk right
I can do this all night, honey
Didn’t come for the crown
Just show me the money

[Chorus]
That's all the motherfucking countries bitch
All around the world
M to the I to the S S
International, everything
I reign the universe
M to the I to the S S
International, everything
The world, the globe, earth
M to the I to the S S
International, everything
I am taking over
M to the I to the S S
International, everything

[Bridge]
Beauty, grace, body, face
Lashes, stilettos, fashion
I'm coming for first fucking place

[Chorus]
M to the I to the S S
International, everything
Is Alaska a country?
M to the I to the S S
International, everything
Oh, and one more thing
World peace