Lyrical Prodigies

[Intro: Le Shed]
This is a way slower beat than I'm used to
Well, yeah
Everybody's gonna get eight beats in the beginning
I have no idea what we are about to say on this
This is-I don't-This is gonna go crazy
My tags gonna be on my part though
(Uhhh, the shed's on fire againn)
And there it is, shout out to Shelly

[Verse 1: Le Shed]
Uh, I freeze up, like cream cheese
When you tryna please dat ass, eatin' big beans and rice
Just to sit on the stool and blast all that shit out
I gotta figure what I'm gonna sit here write this rap bout
Nintendo beats, visualize playin' shit, like Smash on the Wii
Joysticks, nah the classic Pikachu, Kirby
Can't you see, split screening on that little TV?
Pockets swole of diamonds, you can call me Steve
Bash and Dash, a giant, no Spiro
Odell was catchin' a one hand Eli throw
Even Flow, on that Guitar Hero
Still shit at Zombies, haven't played since Kino
Raven so bad but good, who would've believed?
Clones taking over my room, showing what I achieved
X-men, Ice Man fighting the flames, but Rogue takes them away
I wish my past could stay

[Bridge: Lil Torso]
Yo, yo this mic on?
What we doin?
First take
First take, best take, here we go

[Verse 2: Lil Torso]
I got the magic touch, no Johnson
I'm in the studio flamin' like a rocket
Spittin' bars is my favorite hobby
When I'm on the court, nobody can stop me
I got big bags comin' in
Amazon got free shipping, tell a friend
Package on the doorstep, bring it in
Open it up like it's Christmas again
She said, 'Whats this rap life really about?"
I got writers to my left spittin' word to mouth
Sayin what comes to mind is what it's really about
I got a lo-fi beat and you listenin' now
One time for the people in the back
This a on going repeating rap attack
Cuttin' up the beat, in between the lines
You can see what I see, my raps feed the blind
Havin my way
My rhymes are like filled lyrical rap grenades
Deploy me to war, just know I'm ready for it
I been doing this shit ever since I was born
Talkin into the mic, like its therapy
Got lyricists to the right and the left of me
Ima slow it down, but very gradually
Just listen and dance with me

[Bridge: Le Shed & Rigatony Gaming]
Dude, I always fuck it up (Laughing)
It's not gonna work
I'm boutta prove you wrong
I hope you do, honestly
I do too, 'cause I don't think I can
This the last take right here, so I gotta nail it
And I'm gonna fucking nail it
Just like that motherfuckin' ping ping ball

[Verse 3: Rigatony Gaming]
Playin' ping pong at Ethans, ittin' back and forth
Fuckin' so much, got my damn booty sore
Bought some ranch, but they ran outta motherfuckin' V8 Splash
Man, fuck the grocery store
Ran this raggity bitch with a mean bush
Hit it with no rubber and she gave me motherfuckin' crabs
Seeing trees dancing
Millie rocking, like I'm doing motherfuckin' acid tabs
Motherfucker, you ever used the shower head in the jet mode
Like a motherfuckin uh, motherfucin' bidet?
Clean ass cheeks after that, squeaky clean man, no chafing
Gonna be a good fuckin' day
Good day, just like that motherfuckin' Ice Cube song man
Fuck man, that song goes fuckin' hard
Got some good top to it from this snow bunny once
Bitch left me feeling like a retard

[Outro: Le Shed & Rigatony Gaming]
(Laughing)
It's not even close-Why did you-Where is crabs coming from?
(Laughing)
Cause you hit it raw and now you got motherfucking crabs!
It doesn't even rhyme though! It's not even close!
(Laughing) It doesn't matter