Luigi’s Mansion

[E. Gadd]
I feel the presence of spirits from beyond...
Poor souls that haven’t left our plane…
We can reveal them and coax them to respond
With wormwood seed
And wilted thimbleweed
An ancient book to read
And now the words of the arcane!

[Yellow]
We’ve got intruders!

[Blue]
Invaders in our home!

[Red]
An infestation of green louse!

[Yellow]
What’s up with this guy?

[Blue]
He’s oddly monochrome!

[Red]
What’s this thing do?

[Yellow]
Hey, this guy’s got one, too!

[Blue]
Perhaps the both of you

[All ghosts]
Should get the heck out of our house!

[Yellow]
You’re in our mansion and playing by our rules!

[Blue]
A ghostly game of cat-and-mouse!

[Red]
We pull the strings here
Pathetic, mortal fools!

[All ghosts]
The deck is stacked
So leave and don’t come back!

[Red]
Pack up your fanny pack!

[All ghosts]
And get the heck out of our house!

[Yellow]
We’re out to get you!

[Red]
To prey upon your fear!

[Blue]
Till sweat comes pouring down your brows!

[Yellow]
It’s no use hiding

[All ghosts]
‘Cause we all know you’re here!
We’ll haunt you for a million years or more!

[Red]
Please kindly shut the door

[All ghosts]
When your courage finally bows
In our house!
Get the heck out of our house!