Lucky Me

I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up
To blame me for his life
I get bunches of roses from another guy
And hate mail from his wife
I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name
Likes making love watchin' t.v
And some guy calls in the middle of the night
Just so I can hear him breathe

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Lucky me
Lucky - Lucky me
I have everything in the whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky me (Lucky - Lucky little old me)

I've got a great car - It's a red convertible
Made by Matel
Got a nice house in the suburbs
With 'Hells Angel's' as neighbours aswell
I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college
If i want to study dentistry
And my folks just want me married
And popping out the grandkids
To keep them company

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I think I wanna join the chrishnas
Give up all my wordly goods
And cut off all my hair
Theres nothing that I have right now
That brings me any joy
When I'm shopping at the mall
Can't find it anywhere

Well I got my Tamagotchi
And I got my wristwatch wound
I have so many friends on the internet
I could never be alone
I got just enough cash to pay alot of tax
Not enough to quit my job
Got a fools gold ring - a credit card debt
Psychiatrist for my dog

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