Love, You Funny Thing

[Spoken]
Bring it out, bring it out, saxophones
Come on out with it

[Verse 1]
Now, love, you funny thing
Look at what you did to me
Love, you funny thing
You haven't any sympathy

[Verse 2]
First you come along and bring
Happiness into my heart
Then, you funny thing
You go and tear it right apart

[Bridge]
Oh, my life was just a heavenly load
Someone made it seem that way
Then for no reason she let me go
Do you call that fair play? Oh

[Verse 3]
I'm just wondering
What the end is going to be
Love, you funny thing
Won't you bring her back to me