Love Tap

L flew to the coast
To play guest to her host
In a scene too bizarre to believe
She accused me of lies
And she blackened my eyes
When I told her that I had to leave
She said it was a love tap
But I felt the pain
A love tap
She'll do it again
Oh I feel like a mess
And she's torn up her dress
Now we must change our violent ways
She scratched at my face
Put my nose out of place
Now I'm stumbling around in a dale
She said it was a love tap
But it hurt so bad
A love tap
It made me sad
She said it was a love tap
And I wonder why
A love tap
It made me cry
What will become of this love
Yeah