Love Survival Guide

One, Two
One, Two, Three, Four

Oh, There's nothing here 'bout that in this stupid guide book
Don't let them take you for a ride
One great leap back and we can all take part in that dated dancing
Steps laid out in love survival guide

Focus groups say that's OK just wear that sweater
Meet me on the street then act surprised
One more time when they come in kind and it all gets better
Don't you let your government decide

I don't have a feeling for these golden days
I only really know what's right
I'm not really sure how I want to behave
But I want you to be my guide

No, there's nothing here 'bout you in this stupid guide book
Don't let me take you for a ride
One great leap forward and we can all take apart this dated dancing
Steps laid out in love survival guide

I don't have a feeling for these golden days
I only really know what's right
I'm not really sure when I want to behave
But I want you for my guide

I know some people have natural affinity
Some people know how to survive
Without a guide
I need a guide