Love Me Already

[Verse 1]
My girl's been a real whore
Spending her time with Theodore
Now Teddy, he's my best friend
But with friends like these
Who needs enemies?
My mother, she told me
"You're being silly
Talking, talking crazy"
Don't tell me what my problem is
Just tell me what she's doing at his
Apartment at midnight
I didn't get an invite
Tonight on my birthday
That ain't half-right
My best boy Teddy
That skeezer, how could he?
God-damn it, girl, just love me already!
Can't you love, love, love me already?

[Chorus]
Love, love, love me already, baby
Love, love, love me already
Love, love, love me already, baby

[Verse 2]
My father, he told me
"Biting or begging
Love hurts your knees
You can't treat women like hotels
Why should she love you?
She knows you so well"
Now I'm at a payphone
Humming so slow
To her busy tones
Now I knock on Ted's door
Keeping time with my heartbeat
(Now he knocks on Ted's door
Keeping time with his heartbeat)
Now I knock on Ted's door
Keeping time with my heartbeat

[Bridge]
The whore lets me in, and it looks like a party
Surprise! Surprise! It's your party, baby
I know you hate secrets but try not to hate me
Teddy and I, we kept it all on the sly
So baby, don't cry
And please won't you try
To love me already?
Love me already
So baby, don't cry
And please won't you try
So baby, don't cry
And please won't you try

[Extended Chorus]
To love, love, love me already?
Love, love, love me already, baby
Love, love, love me already
Love, love, love me already, baby
Just love, love, love me already
Love, love, love me already, baby
Could you love, love, love me already
Love, love, love me already, baby

[Outro]
Ready, baby
Ready, baby
Ready, baby
Oh-oh-oh, uh-oh, oh!