Love It Like A Light Post

[Intro]
Aha! Live it up, Jah!
Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh
What kind of world are we livin' in? (Yeah)

[Chorus]
Mi say, di girl nowadays, dem no love teapot
Di girl nowadays, dem no love teapot
Say, dem love, it like a light post (Hey)
Cah, say, dem love, it like a light post (Hey)
Cah, a no brag, mi a brag, a no boss, mi a boss
Cah, natty dread got di magnum force

[Verse 1]
She say, "fi fuck mi, Joey, [?]
Like how you do your next door neighbor"
Cah, "when you fuck mi", say, "di bum, it like a ginger"
Your mouth big like a tropical cylinder (Murda!)

[Chorus]
Di girl nowadays, dem no love teapot
Di girl nowadays, dem no love teapot
Mi say, dem lovе, it like a light post (Hey)
Cah, say, dem lovе, it like a light post (Hey)

[Bridge]
Cah, mi say, Patsy, she love it big an' bold
Lord-a, she want it like banana
I say, she love it, she love it, she love it, she love it, she love it, she love it, she love it, she love it

[Verse 2]
She get him an' she love him, she no share him
Mi say, she get him an' she love him, she no share him
Mi say, she get him an' she love him
An' she dub him, an' she care him
Get him an' she love him, she no share him

[Bridge]
Ride on; every I-wah
Musical show, as I would tell you, around all day
Play you from the sound, well-a, lead the way, cah, let mi tell you, around all day, cah, make we seek him around all day

[Chorus]
Di girl nowadays, say, dem love it when it hot
Girl nowadays, say, dem love it when it hot
Di girl nowadays, dem love it when it hot
If you cyaan do it hot, dem say you soft (Murda!)
[Scatting]

[Verse 3]
Suck out your tongue an' den mi buss up your gum
Suck out your tongue an' den mi buss up your gum
An' den you rub it from di bum an' to di edge of di bum

[Chorus]
Because, dem love, it like a light post (Hey!)
Cah, a no brag, mi a brag, a no boss, mi a boss
Cah, mi really got di magnum force
Mi say, dem love, it like a light post (Murda!)
Mi say, dem love, it like a light post (Hey)

[Verse 4]
A so she want it, a so she get it
Cah, so she get it, she have fi take it
A so she want it, cah, so she get it
Cah, so she get it, she have fi take it

[Chorus]
If you cyaan do it hot, dem say you soft
'Cause, if you cyaan do it hot, dem say you soft
You have fi bubble-bubble-bubble-bubble-bubble (An' den you)

[Bridge]
'Round di world, 'round di world
'Round di world, 'round di world

[Chorus]
If you cyaan do it hot, dem say you soft (Hey!)
Beca', dem love, it like a light post (Yeah!)
Dem love, it like a light post (Hey!)
Cah, a no brag, mi a brag, a no boss, mi a boss
Say, dem love, it like a light post [Scatting]
Natty dread got di magnum force (Hey!)

[Outro]
Tell mi di truth, if I shot you, they shoot
Tell mi di truth, if I shot you, they shoot
Cah, you a pancoot, you a one-suit
You a pancoot, you a one-suit