Love Is Where You’ll Find It

[Verse 1]
Love laughs at locksmiths, so they say
And bachelors at Cupid
But he who laughs another day
May never look so stupid
For Cupid's arrows they are sharp
Make sure that you're behind it
When the bow is strung like a lover's harp
Love laughs at where you'll find it

[Verse 2]
When Adam first met up with Eve
He had nothing much to say, dear
But "Ain't the apples and the leaves
Quite beautiful and gay, dear"
He kissed her technicoloured cheek
And asked her if she minded
She picked an apple from the tree
Saying "Love is where you'll find it"

[Verse 3]
Now, Moab knew what he to do
If he should console his daughters
Fill up the can with the wine of man
Throw out the cool, clear waters
For wine and love go hand in glove
And love by wine is blinded
A kiss today, and oh, touché!
Sweet love is where you'll find it

[Verse 4]
Was it because of David's shade
That hate consumed Uriah?
And Samson's strength began to fade
Through talkin' with Delilah
One thing you'll learn from history
Forever after mind it
Weightlifting's for the birds and the bees
But love is where you'll find it