Louis Quatorze

When he comes bursting through that door
My heart leaps and hits the floor
Calling himself Louis Quatorze
He's so young and dangerous

Oh, I love it when he says so seriously
With his gun in my back
"Honey, close your eyes and think of England
Just for a second"
It's his genuine act
As a matter of fact
Louis was horrible to me
He tears down my defenses
He pretends that I'm against him

[Chorus:]
Louis, Louis, Louis did love me
Louis Quatorze made love to me
Come back again
Don't tell me when
Louis Quatorze always surprise me

Fourteen's all he'll ever be
I don't know how long it lasts
But one thing's for sure
Louis Quatorze knows how to love me
Amour, amour, amour, amour
Louis Quatorze loves me some more

He does what he does 'cause aware
Louis's gonna shoot me
Louis, Louis's locking my door
Louis's serious
I'm delirious
N'er plays fair, just doesn't care
Louis Quatorze starts to undress me

With his gun in my back I start to undress
You just don't mess with Louis Quatorze
He's my partner in this crime of happiness (Louis! Louis!)
'Cause I'm just fourteen

Oh, I love it when he says so seriously
With his gun in my back
"Honey, make love to me"

Louis, Louis, Louis did love me
Louis Quatorze made love to me
Come back again
Don't tell me when
Louis Quatorze always surprise me
Louis, Louis, Louis did love me
Louis Quatorze made love to me
Come back again
Don't tell me when
Louis Quatorze always surprise me

Louis Quatorze, I love you