Lotion Gargler

[Intro]
(It's me, I'm niggas)

[Verse 1: Mint Blizzard]
Mint on the beat, I give your dad rip
Whip out my dick, then I fuck on a kid
I grab a dude and I fill him with jizz
He simply stopped, so I push him, I did
Bitch you know I make shitty music
Twelve-inch dildo, time to use it
Whip the kids, bitch I'm abusing
Cum in her asshole, my jizz it be oozing
Your mom gave me a colonoscopy
I want black dick inside of me
I got your bitch, she riding me
Get a strap-on, now she's piping me
Call me sexist, bitch I'm back
Fuck white tea, I'm smokin' crack
I beat up pussy, it's getting whacked
I fucked your brother while in class
My dick is always super stinky
I jerk off to Tinky Winky
I fucked your mom, then she stayed with me
Your sis sucked off my little weenie
I climbed up from Retardarion
And I do quick masturbation
Shut up, little fucking Asian
I will blow up a train station
Bitch my step sis just got stuck
So she gave my dick a suck
Bitch, you think I give a fuck
Pass it on to Mr. Luck

[Interlude: Mint Blizzard]
Aight, I think I'm gonna pass it on to Mr. Luck
I'm shit at meme rapping anyway

[Verse 2: Mr. Luck]
Ay, you know I masturbate
'Cause pussy isn't what I ate
My balls are what I deflate, gettin' bread off the plate
Spendin' all my bands on her fuckin' OnlyFans
Watchin' girls get fucked by their mans
Got friction burns on my fuckin' hands
The name is Mr. Luck, and I got no bitches to fuck
I wish step sis was stuck
I wish she could give it a suck
I can't stop watchin' all this porn, my dick feels worn
My dick is small as a new fuckin' born
My dick smaller than a motherfuckin' thorn
What the fuck? I love to beat my meat, it's so fuckin' sweet
Beat it like an athlete, it's a nice treat
Beatin' my cock feels so fuckin' good
Beatin' it so hard, I feel like I'm a jock, feels so fuckin' good
OnlyFans girls is who I stalk, feels so fuckin' good
When I cum, it's a shock, feels so fucking good
Ayy

[Outro: Mr. Luck]
Yeah, but like
Like really though, like
Like I don't have any hoes
Wha- I got absolutely none
Like, like Mint Blizzard is like fuckin' two years old
And he has more hoes than me