Lost!

[ANNABETH]
Hades is sending his monsters after us
We're doing something right

[GROVER]
All our food was in there
All our clothes were in there
All our food was in there

[PERCY]
Sit tight

[ANNABETH]
Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary
Drawn from the quests of heroes past
It's right here in my pocket

[PERCY]
It's where in your pocket?

[ANNABETH]
Oops, it got busted in the blast

[PERCY]
What did it say?

[ANNABETH]
Take that bus
To Los Angeles

[PERCY]
We're not on the bus

[ANNABETH, spoken]
I know

[GROVER]
To Los Angeles

[PERCY]
We blew up the bus

[ANNABETH]
I know

[GROVER]
To Los Angeles

[PERCY]
So what are we supposed to do?

[ANNABETH]
Wait for another bus?

[PERCY]
What if we blow up that one too?

[PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER]
We're lost in the woods
Somewhere in New Jersey
And we're never gonna make it to LA

[ANNABETH]
We're lost and it's cold

[GROVER]
And it won't stop raining

[PERCY]
Let's just go

[GROVER]
No, not that way

[ANNABETH]
No backup plan

[GROVER]
No food

[PERCY]
No phone

[PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER]
No adult supervision
We're lost in the woods
And we'll never leave New Jersey
If none of us are making a decision

[GROVER]
It's not safe to stay out here in the open
When monsters are hoping to eat us alive

[PERCY]
How do they know where we are
When we don't even know?
How are we gonna survive?

[ANNABETH]
It's your smell

[PERCY, spoken]
I don't smell

[GROVER]
Dude, like listen, please
Half-bloods to monsters smell like Mackey D's

[PERCY, spoken]
We smell?

[GROVER]
Like tacos or take-out Vietnamese

[ANNABETH]
So hopefully they just ate

[PERCY]
Fantastic gang
But I don't wanna die in the garden state

[PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER]
We're lost in the woods
Somewhere in New Jersey
And we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost and it's dark
And I think there's something's moving!
And I think it's coming this way

[ANNABETH, spoken]
Is it a monster?

[GROVER, spoken]
It's a squirrel

[PERCY, spoken]
Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?

[GROVER, spoken]
Satyr powers, be nice
This squirrel knows every corner of these woods
Maybe she can help us

[PERCY, spoken]
Really?
'Cause I think that seems kinda... nuts

[The SQUIRREL shrieks.]

[GROVER, spoken]
You hurt her feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry

[PERCY, spoken]
Uh no, I'm am not saying sorry to a squirrel

[ANNABETH, spoken]
He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy

[The SQUIRREL growls.]

[PERCY, spoken]
Okay, okay, I'm sorry!

[GROVER and the SQUIRREL chatter.]

[PERCY, spoken]
What is she saying?

[GROVER, spoken]
She says she knows where we are

[PERCY, spoken]
Where are we?

[GROVER]
She says
"We're lost in the woods
Somewhere in New Jersey
And we're never gonna make it to LA"
Thanks buddy

[The SQUIRREL squeaks and runs off. A thunderstorm starts.]

[PERCY, spoken]
I think the gods are trying to tell that they hate me

[ANNABETH, spoken]
You think?

[PERCY, ENSEMBLE]
Hungry monsters on the ground (Ooh)

[ANNABETH]
Angry gods are in the sky

[GROVER, ENSEMBLE]
No safe places to be found (Ooh)

[PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER]
Wanna run, wanna cry

[PERCY, ENSEMBLE]
Can't go back to any home (Ah)

[ANNABETH, ENSEMBLE]
Camp is way too far away (Ah)

[GROVER]
Can't protect my only friends

[PERCY, ANNABETH & GROVER, ENSEMBLE]
No place to go
Nowhere
We're lost in the world
And the world is freaking awful
And we're never gonna make it to LA
We're lost (Ooh)
We're just kids
We're alone
This is impossible
Who put the fate of the world (Ooh)
In the hands of
Three unprepared scared half-bloods? (Ooh)
It's crazy!

[ANNABETH]
So pick a direction

[GROVER]
It's your quest

[PERCY & ENSEMBLE]
A direction?

[ANNABETH]
We trust you!

[GROVER & ENSEMBLE]
A direction!

[PERCY]
A direction?

[ANNABETH & ENSEMBLE]
A direction!

[ANNABETH]
Whatever you decide

[PERCY]
Whatever I decide?

[GROVER, ENSEMBLE]
Whatever, dude, decide! (Ah)

[PERCY, spoken]
There! I have a good feeling about there

[AUNTY EM]
Children! Come inside!