Loser

[Verse: Gerardo Paz & AJ Pinkerton]

You think you're different
You do nothin' but win, but
I know you're really a sham
You think you've got a
Special aura within you, but
Now you've found out you're a scam!
You think you're still the sharpest tool in the shed, and believe me, I did too
But now I'm a loser... And so are you
Oh, hey, look at the time! It's half past SHUT YOUR FACE AND LEAVE ME ALONE. Pacific daylight time
Oh...
For years you still believed
That no one could touch you, but
You then got poked in the eye
The ace attorney turned a
Chump and a fool, who
Continued to doubt and deny!
He's all washed up, and all his luck has run out
He's a has-been, through and through
Because he's a loser...
And so are you
I'll drink to that!
You're just a part of the trend
And for a loser, losin' don't end
No one to turn to
Everyone spurns you
'til you've no friends...
Not all losers
But just for fun, let's both pretend that
You were a lawyer
Full of talent and promise, but
You finally choked and bit the dust!
And let's assume you
Once were valiant and honest, but
Still your career was a bust!
You beat me every time we met in the court
Yet my wildest dreams came true!
'Cause though I'm a loser... Now so are you