Lose That Boy

[Intro]
Lose that boy
Lose that boy (that boy)

[Verse 1]
I met you on a tour in 2009
We danced around and stuff; you seemed mighty fine
But your boyfriend was hitting on chicks and on dudes
What's up with this guy? He's so f-ing rude
You tried to catch his eye and seemed really sad
He looked right through you at more girls to be had
When he hit on me, you left the room in a huff
He crossed the line and enough is enough
Girlfriend, you seem pretty nice
Here is a little advice

[Chorus]
You're young, alive, and pretty, but you should lose that boy
Girl, you could own the city, do things you might enjoy
That guy just doesn't get you, he treats you like a toy
I know that I just met you, but you should lose that boy
Yeah, you should lose that boy
Girl, you should lose that...boy
Lose that boy

[Post-Chorus]
Lose that boy
Lose that boy

[Verse 2]
You listen but you might do the opposite
Maybe you're really secretly into it
The drama is turning you on just a bit
Maybe he's smarter than I would admit
Maybe you're just one of those girls who likes jerks
And who am I to judge you, whatever works
Now I don't really know you, you might be insane
I can't help but think he's not worth the pain
("And not to be shallow or anything, but you are way cuter than him too")

[Chorus]
You're young, alive, and pretty, but you should lose that boy
Girl, you could own the city, do things you might enjoy
That guy just doesn't get you, he treats you like a toy
I know that I just met you, but you should lose that boy
Yeah, you should lose that boy
Girl, you should lose that...boy
Lose that boy

[Post-Chorus]
Lose that boy
Lose that boy
Lose that boy
Lose that boy
Yeah!

("In all fairness, maybe you're a crappy girlfriend too. I don't know, I just met you.")