Lords of the Rings was the first of two “diss tracks” posted on February 2, 2018 as two separate Gridiron Heights episodes to hype Super Bowl 52.
[Intro: Robert Kraft]
A press says we're fighting and all sorts of things
But we stand united as lords of the rings
[Verse 1: Tom Brady, Malcolm Butler, everyone]
My name is Tom Brady, they call me the GOAT
He's larger than life like his big stupid coat
Who's gonna stop us from getting our 6th?
Not some 4th-string QB backup named Nick
I'll play till I'm 60, I'm in perfect health
See science is fake, so please buy TB12
[Verse 2: Rob Gronkowski, Danny Amendola, Brandin Cooks, everyone]
Me name is Gronk and I love eating belts
Pass me the ball, I'm a super hot elf
2004 was the last time they fell
We'll tear them apart like Carson's ACL (Too far!)
[Outro: Bill Belichick, everyone]
All of thе Earth will now bow to the king
The New England Patriots, lords of thе rings
Lords of the Rings was written by Bleacher Report.
Bleacher Report released Lords of the Rings on Fri Feb 02 2018.