Lord and Lady Whoozis

(Verse)
[PAT]
Isn't it strange
The strange little change
That comes with a few new clothes?

[BOB]
Isn't it odd
How people will nod
Whenever you strike a pose?

[PAT]
I'm like Cinderella tonight

[BOB]
And I'm your my fella tonight

[PAT]
When we appear
We are certain to hear
A series of "ahs" and "ohs"

(Chorus)
[PAT]
Oh the music will blare
The people will stare
Whenever they see us anywhere
I think they'll think we're Lord and Lady Whoozis

[BOB]
I can picture just how
The waiters will bow
We're liable to be a social wow
I bet they'll bet we're Lord and Lady Whoozis

We'll be rubbing elbows with the best society
And when we do

[PAT]
They'll observe some hi-dee-high-ety
They never knew

We'll be happy until
The music is still

[BOB]
But baby, when they present the bill
I think they think we're Lord and Lady Whoozis