Looking After Number One

I’m just no good at looking after No.1
No I ain’t got time for looking after No.1

I got a hole at the elbow
I got a hole in my shoe
My glasses are held together with plasters
And my hair’s sticking up like a Cockatoo

I’m just no good at looking after No.1
Because the work of a family man is never done

Got to think of the children
I got to think of dog
I got to think about my dear old mother who doesn’t get out so much anymore

I’m just no good at looking after No.1
Because the work of a family man is never done

It all goes on around here
Gotta keep on track
Got to keep moving forwards
And don’t look back

I gotta curb the drinking
I gotta quit the cigs
I need a full body MOT and a finger from Dr Briggs
And I’m working to meet thе deadline
To keep the wolf from thе door
But there’s a hundred and one things that have to be done
Before I can think about No.1

No.1
Can think about No.1
No.1
Can think about No.1
No.1
Can think about No.1
No.1
Can think about No.1