Lookin’ like a Few

[Verse]
Her father was a good man
But sure as hell no Abraham
He's a black-belt in karate
Think it's funny to put my body
In some lock he knows that I can't stand
Then there's the kissing cousins
They come lookin' for your lovin'
You know they ain't bad looking, too
Watch out for that tanqueray
Say "thank you", smile and turn away
Grandpa got his eyes on you

[Chorus]
It's a part of the package
To carry the baggage
They really ought to teach us that in school
Common law or gold ring [?]
To share your life with your queen
You're really also getting:
Mother, Father, Sister, Brother
Aunts and Uncles, Meemaw, Peepaw
And the doggies, too
You finally found the one perfect match for you
Is actually lookin' like a few

[Verse]
I never even seen a one-eyed dog with just two legs
Until she brought me home to meet the fam
He still hop around, hump a leg, sit and shake roll over dead
Kick you off a king sized bed
Then Grandma comes around
She's the meanest bitch in town
You better say you like her [?]
You better say those blessings right
Say your prayers before good night
Before you know the reason why!

[Chorus]
It's a part of the package
To carry the baggage
They really ought to teach us that in school
Common law or gold ring [?]
To share your life with your queen
You're really also getting:
Mother, Father, Sister, Brother
Aunts and Uncles, Meemaw, Peepaw
And the doggies, too
You finally found the one perfect match for you
Is actually lookin' like a few

(Looking like quite a few, my friends, all shapes and sizes, different homes and different prices[?])
(This is just a warning brothers and sisters, I'm just saying you've got to be thinking long term, you thought you were just going to have to keep one person happy? Get ready for the holidays. You ever walked a balance beam with a tray of food in one hand and the three year old hanging on one ankle? Is that dog shit I just stepped in or child shit?)

[Chorus]
It's a part of the package
To carry the baggage
They really ought to teach us that in school
Common law or gold ring [?]
To share your life with your queen
You're really also getting:
Mother, Father, Sister, Brother
Aunts and Uncles, Meemaw, Peepaw
And the doggies, too
It's the truth