Long story
'Bout an angry man
Coming apart on whoever
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Plays the house band
They're blowing
They're blowing kisses
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About a family man
Loved by friends
But your mother's last stand
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Plays the house band
Remember
He hits and misses
Mother's courage
Father hides
How he hit the missus
How he stunned the runts
He calls his children
How he never hunts
For melted snowmen
For swings in the air
For his happy housewife
You won't find her there
Long story short
'Bout an angry man
Our little boy's
Now a big man
Long story short
The sequel
You don't choose your family
Mother's courage
Father hides
Sister's hungry
Brother goodbye
Long Story Short was written by Dan Tierney.
Long Story Short was produced by Pierre Marchand.