Long John Blues

I got a dentist, who's over 7 feet tall
I've got a dentist baby, the man is over 7 feet tall
His name is Dr. Long John
And he answers every call

You know, I went to Long John's office
I said "Doctor, the pain is killing me"
Ooh, I went to Long John's office
I said "Doctor, the pain is killing"
He said "Don't worry baby
It's just your cavity, needs a little filling"

He took out his trusty drill
Told me to open wide
He said it wouldn't hurt me
Then he filled my hole inside

Oh jesus, Long John!
Don't you never go away
'cause you thrill me, when you drill me
And I don't need no novocaine today, oh

When he got done drillin' hе said
"Oh baby, that is going to cost you ten"
See now I thought that would be more likе 12, 12 and a half?
Ooh when he got done drillin' he said
"Ooh sweet mama, that is going to cost you ten
But if it ever starts into throbbing
Come back and see old Long John
Again, and again, and again, and again and again
Again!"