Long Haired Asshole

[Intro]
Me and a buddy, Joe, were hanging
Out in a bar the other night (Yeah)
And we got into this little argument
With some people with short hair
And they called us a bunch of long-haired assholes (Yep)
I thought that was kind of unfair

[Verse 1]
Well, people with short hair and business suits
They caused the S&L disaster
We'll be paying for that for the rest of our lives
But I'm a long-haired asshole

[Chorus]
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)

[Verse 2]
Well, people with short hair and business suits
They run the CIA
They break the laws they're supposed to protect
The laws they're supposed to obey
And people with short hair and business suits
They run all organized crime
They dress real neat and they smell real sweet
But I'm a long-haired asshole

[Chorus]
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)

Yeehaw!

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Well, people with short hair and business suits
Are responsible for all these disasters
But that don't change the way they walk
Lord, I'm still a long-haired asshole

[Chorus]
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)
I'm a long-haired asshole (Asshole!)

[Outro]
Yeah