Loli Police

[Chorus]
Anime bitch wanna hop on my dick
She a bakadere, falling right on her tits
Got the kawaii stickers, 2D on my whip
Got an anime bae, take her back to my crib
But wait, there’s something that’s troubling me
She’s saying she’s 20, but she look 13
I tell her to show me ID, I reported that bitch to the loli police, ay

[Verse]
Bitch, I’m an otaku, call me Karisawa
The top of my class like I’m Hiro Segawa
Kick back with a bitch watching Kimi no Na wa
Got love for my senpai like Toko Fukawa, ay
Anime figurines up on the shelf
I don’t need features I carry myself
Succubus shawty, a demon from Hell
If you’re lеwding on lolis, go straight to a cell
Tentacles likе Koro-Sensei, but this ain’t no Squid Game
Ahegao hoodie, 2D drip, I think yo fit lame
Playing Danganronpa every day while watching anime
But when it comes to real girls, feel like Komi, can’t communicate
Never stay down, I come back like I’m Subaru
Tonikawa, bitch, I’m over the moon for you
Constantly tripping on bitches like dominoes, feel like I’m Yuki from To LOVE-Ru, ay
Getting my freak on like Kakegurui
I’m beating my dick to yaoi and yuri
Got Mion and Shion, I want ‘em to do me
I love Mio, Ritsu, Tsumugi, and Yui

[Chorus]
Anime bitch wanna hop on my dick
She a bakadere, falling right on her tits
Got the kawaii stickers, 2D on my whip
Got an anime bae, take her back to my crib
But wait, there’s something that’s troubling me
She’s saying she’s 20, but she look 13
I tell her to show me ID, I reported that bitch to the loli police, ay
Anime bitch wanna hop on my dick
She a bakadere, falling right on her tits
Got the kawaii stickers, 2D on my whip
Got an anime bae, take her back to my crib
But wait, there’s something that’s troubling me
She’s saying she’s 20, but she look 13
I tell her to show me ID, I reported that bitch to the loli police, ay

[Outro]
But listen, you’re watching too much uh… loli hentai
And uh, I mean to be honest with you, I’d ra-
I’d rather you do meth at this point
You know what I’m saying?
You sussy baka