Log Blues / Log Theme

Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need
The all-new International Log. Just tug its twig and you'll turn
Your log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues
There's French
French Sexy Girl: Allez-vien mon coo-coo!
Annoncer: German
German Guy: Raspeduch, strudel
Annoncer: Espanol
Mr. House: Las cucarachas entran pero no peuden slair!
Announcer: Svenish
Sven: I am a bearded lady
Announcer: And of course New York - ese
New York: Hey, can't you see I'm walking, here!?
Announcer: Yes, log. All nations love Log. So, hurry now
To your local store and be the first in your country to have the
International Log
Singers
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs...
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's better than bad
It's good!!!
French Girl: Tout le monde aime le Log!
Sven: Yah. It's really fun
New Yorker: I got your Log right here
Singers
Everyone wants a...
Everyone needs a...
You're gonna love it
Log
Mr. Horse: Yes sir, I like it!