LOCAL JOKER

[Intro]
Before I played freeze tag, I played kick door
Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "ho"

[Verse 1]
Before I played freeze tag, I played kick door
Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "ho"
Used to stash the package in the mattress or the sofa, huh
I was putting ki's in the motor like Toyota, huh
'Til I made that Lambo order, it's matte black just like my Rover
Cops patrollin' pulled me over, he just tryna make his quota
Searched the car because we smokin', he ain't even find a toaster
Law man asked me where I'm goin', on my way to sell a quarter
But it's persona that I'm servin', no more gas bag, gettin' detergent
Why you drivin' fast and swervin'? 'Cause black Suburbans make me nervous
He let me go with just a warning, tried to joke about a feature
Had to call and tell the homies, not too long ago when we was

[Chorus]
Robbin' niggas, I was roachin'
Trappin', rappin', now I'm global
I get paid to spit my vocals
I am not a local joker
No more sleepin' on the sofa
Crib in Cali, I'm bi-coastal
Autographing, signing posters
I am not a local joker

[Verse 2]
It get hectic in my section, so my Smith & Wesson dirty (dirty)
Keep an FN when I'm steppin', just like Stephen, it shoot thirty
Houston, Texas what I'm reppin', known for purple syrup and swangers
But murder block, that's Alief, Texas, known for murkin', totin' bangers
When I go back to my hood, I see them same old niggas
On the same old shit, with them same old issues
Tried to show 'em if I did it, they could probably do it bigger
But all we ever talk about is them same old bitches
And them same old stories and them same old figures
We was stackin' up in high school, for them Jordans, we would kill you
I could lead you to the water, but can't pedal your canoe
Reminisce 'bout money, doing stupid shit we used to do like

[Chorus]
Robbin' niggas, I was roachin'
Trappin', rappin', now I'm global
I get paid to spit my vocals
I am not a local joker
No more sleepin' on the sofa
Crib in Cali, I'm bi-coastal
Autographing, signing posters
I am not a local joker