(Intro)
Prod. Walkz
What you saying? Drill Simon Cowell
Man cheffed shh in his neck then I flew down to Carl’s and bun my spliff
Like man cheffed shh in his back then I flew down to Carl’s and bun my spliff
I was gonna turn in for the night but this guys being loud some bastard kid
Like if I get round to the opp block guarantee I’ll leave no angles bent
(Verse)
This bando’s far from fresh, step outside go take a breather
My ex thought i was a cheater cats know me I’m their local dealer (bow)
Andrew more like a diva
Always ask for ticks my prices low I can’t go no cheaper (it’s low)
Yeah I got light and dark but he don’t care cos he’s smoking either (he don’t)
Don’t care cos he’s smoking either
John just asked for a fiver gonna go shop grab a can of cider
I’m gonna tamp up carolina kit kat keep on taking my lighter
I ain’t got no time for lighties get sent home cos they’re way too hyper
I just wheeled two cats on the mains I just saw jakes I’m gonna get chased (ah man)
I got cats that sleep on the street and they call my line when they gone on a raise (bow)
How much grub have I got in a plate? Tell me a time when I’ve gone on a date
My young G just got on a train it came on time he ain’t gonna be late
I got flake and I’ve gotta get paid I was drunk getting two Z’s gone in a day
Are you mad do you wanna get brave? (don’t)
I just saw opps on the mains and crashed my whip cos I stomped on the brakes (ah man)
I didn’t even cover my face I done it all bait it was not a mistake
It broke when I shanked up ***** I banged my door and I got NFA (bow)
Get shanked up tryna find me have you lost your mind this is not MMA (bow)
There’s no point runnin’ away you’re quick you’ll still get got anyway
***** is quick he got enough pace I guess that day he didn’t wanna get shaved (bow)
I got spice like an Asian don, light and dark like Tim and Kenny (bow)
My runner gotta go and see Kelly he’s taking long like go get ready (hurry up bro)
Like Carl just sold his telly why? He wants to smoke a twenty
She wants me to poke her belly I put it in slow watch her bones turn jelly (alright den)
Like I’ve been trappy on the pedals, and I’ve beat out shots in the Astra
I was up and down on the main road getting ducked down by an unmarked Mazda (nyoom)
Actor you need a BAFTA don’t try chat to me like a trapper
I’m way much more than a rapper, slapper, get round there on a mazza
I dropped off broski’s re’, now I’m getting ducked down by undies (ah man)
They tackled me down like rugby stripped me thought I had grub in my bum cheeks
These feds just move like my ex, they let me go but still wanna cuff me (bitch)
I’m way too trappy trust me the boy dem hate me the cats dem love me
But it’s calm let the boy dem hate
I’m gonna go and rob Jay he’s charging one and a ounce of the flake (bow)
I bill up my zoot then bake
Then I hit up the kitchen and bake (whip)
I’ve been trapping all fucking day I pedalled so much that I broke my chain
If it ain’t a long dot dot then bro’s in the ride with a loaded trey
Man really know that I shot that light and I shot that dark bruv I don’t shot sniff
I’m in a bruck down whizz I’ve been driving all day so my clutch is stiff
I couldn’t go on that road cos I might buck jakes on bucked i’m pissed
Man cheffed shh in his neck then I flew down to Carl’s and bun my spliff (bill it up)
Like man cheffed shh in his back then I flew down to Carl’s and bun my spliff (bill it up)
I was gonna turn in for the night but this guy’s being loud some bastard kid (bow)
Like if I get round to the opp block guarantee I’ll leave no angles bent
When I banged that gauge on their block I swear I don’t know where the paigons went
(Outro)
No
No
No
Bitch
Bitch
Alright den
Local Dealer was written by Jacko.
Local Dealer was produced by ProdByWalkz.
Jacko released Local Dealer on Sun Apr 26 2020.