Ll Maypole Dance

They bred her short and stunted
To move quickly through the tunnels
Strong and wide as we were told
Bobby Windsor was a model

But now we’ve seen the sunlight
And have long and upright spines
Bred on food and vitamins
You don’t get in the mines

Men of Gwent
God those boys are heaven sent

I walk through empty precincts
I drive in endless lines
I ingest the fumes of [?]
Follow bilingual signs

To rivers full of jumping fish
With [?] on the tips
I dream of my life underground
[?] chips

Men of Gwent
God those boys are heaven sent

Guitar

Put your helmet on your head
Dance round the maypole
Put your helmet on your head
Dance round the maypole
Put your helmet on your head
Dance around till your face is red
Wave your arms like a dragon
Drink your [?]