Live By the Remote

[Verse 1]
On this week's episode
I'm influenced by a fictional character on a show
As I sit on my sofa with a pen and paper
I listen carefully and take notes
I write down lines that cringy guys
Say to get the girls and they never decline
Scanning the TV guide with my screen rights
And check the showtime more, that's why

[Chorus]
Seen it loads on TV shows, worked for Ross on Friends
I thought I'd give it a go, said I love you and I always did
But it didn't work for me on the other side of the screen
So I guess I'll change the channel on this cheesy romance scene

[Verse 2]
Now I can't sleep till it airs next week
Not even season five can cheer up this iron keep
I'm flicking through channels
Just to kill some hours till Doctor Who
Maybe you'll have some advice I can use
Some anecdotes to keep me amused
I think that Friends is on at ten
I could watch Joey this time and try it again

[Chorus]
Seen it loads on TV shows, worked for Ross on Friends
I thought I'd give it a go, said I love you and I always did
But it didn't work for me on the other side of the screen
So I guess I'll change the channel on this cheesy romance scene

[Breakdown]
Seen it loads on TV shows, worked for Ross on Friends
I thought I'd give it a go, I love you and I always did
But it didn't work for me on the other side of the screen
So I guess I'll change the channel on this cheesy romance scene

[Chorus]
Seen it loads on TV shows, worked for Ross on Friends
I thought I'd give it a go, said I love you and I always did
But it didn't work for me on the other side of the screen
So I guess I'll change the channel on this cheesy romance scene