Little Old Ladies Playing Bingo

[Intro]
1, 2

[Verse 1]
I got your text, though I can see
You were sitting right across from me
Let's not waste words romantically
Love is a heart-shaped emoji

[Chorus]
Life narrowed down to a little screen
So get with the program, learn the lingo
Keep your head down, 'cause that's how we roll
Like little old ladies playing bingo

[Verse 2]
You got on Tinder to be tender
Several Facebook likes makes you a winner
With bated breath, we turn to Twitter
Can't wait to hear what you had for dinner

[Chorus]
Life narrowed down to a little screen
So get with the program, learn the lingo
Keep your head down, 'cause that's how we roll
Like little old ladies playing bingo

[Bridge]
Yes, it's hard to believe that Jesus rose
Where's the angelic smile, the beatific pose?
There's no reason for you to suppose
It's not in the assortment of your photos

[Verse 3]
When the dead come to life, what delighted expressions
Captured in the worldwide photo session
IPhones pointed in all directions
A billion photos of the resurrection

[Chorus]
Life narrowed down to a little screen
So get with the program, learn the lingo
Keep your head down, 'cause that's how we roll
Like little old ladies playing bingo

[Outro]
(Little old ladies)
Playing bingo
(Little old ladies)
Playing bingo
(Little old ladies)
Playing bingo