[Verse 1]
Bully around the kids on the schoolyard
Threw all that weight around
Put the heebee jeebees into someone
Sure way to earn that crown
Boy, now a man but I use that word lightly
Punk ass is more your style
No compliments for all this bravado
A tub of shit in a pile
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Piled high, sky high
Your throne, pig sty
[Chorus]
Little money, little monkey
I really think I smell something funky
Little monkey, biggest dummy
You fooled 'em all but I must have been lucky
Little monkey, never funny
Your true colors beam in the sunshine
Little monkey, little monkey
I'll cut down your vine
[Verse 2]
Hollywood mogul making B movies
Award winners, they are not
A ton of attitude for a whole lot of nothing
Small penis king of the lot
You started as a prick and you stay consistent
But assholes got room to grow
Hard to tell which is getting bigger
Your belly or your ego
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Ego, oh no
Big deal, you've blown
[Chorus]
Little monkey, little monkey
I really think I smell something funky
Little monkey, biggest dummy
I'll get a punch in your face if I'm lucky
Little monkey, never funny
I'll watch as you fall from the sidelines
Little monkey, little monkey
As I cut your vine
[Bridge]
I'll chop down your vine
I'll chop down your vine
I can't stand your whine
You do it all the time
I'll chop down your vine
I'll chop down your vine
You dirty slime
[Guitar Solo]
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Ego, oh no
Big deal, you've blown
[Chorus]
Little monkey, little monkey
I really, really smell something funky
Little monkey, biggest dummy
I'll get a punch in your face if I'm lucky
Little monkey, never funny
I'll watch as you fall down the sidelines
Little monkey, little monkey
As I cut your vine
[Outro]
I'll chop down your vine (I'll chop down your vine)
I'll chop down your vine (I'll chop down your vine)
I can't stand your whine (Can't stand)
You do it all the time
I'll chop down your vine (Oh yeah)
I'll chop down your vine (Fuck yeah)
You dirty slime (Oh!)