He wears his hair in curls-uh
He looks just like a girl-uh
He's in his own little world
My, my he's a beautiful boy!
Unnhhh!
That Little Lord Fauntleroy
Hey, hey, hey
He wears pantaloons-uh
He likes a French perfume-uh
He wanna sleep till noon
He's his mother's pride and his father's joy
Unnhhh!
That Little Lord Fauntleroy
Hey, hey, hey
I caught him playing with his hard-on
In the formal garden
He said, "Whoops, beg your pardon!"
These are the things that he enjoys
Unnhhh!
That Little Lord Fauntleroy
Hey, hey, hey
The Little Lord Fauntleroy