Lisa’s Resurrection

The priest was wearing crimson
Blessed the brimstone
Called the Devil 'sir'
As fires burned and candles flickered
Revellers were rolling in the dirt, flicking wax
Having sex beneath the eiderdown
Zip the clown was playing sax
A hellhound played the bugle
Handel blew 'Messiah' on Kazoo!
"It's simply super!" said the naked taxman
Sucking on a bone, attacking lonely widows
Stroking zones and charging V.A.T
A Lady felt the earth move
(Oh! He's in the groove)
And thunder clapped, the mountains whistled
Lisa shook a fist
She said "I'm flattered!"
Scattered ashes on the devil's head
And elegantly strolled into the sunset!
Born again!