Liquor

Fill the shot glass to the brim
Twist the cap and pour it in
Turn it up and then fill it up again
Turn this misery on its ear
Make a memory disappear
Maybe then I'll switch to beer
'Til it reappears

Wish I could hold that girl like I can hold my liquor
I'd rather be with her tonight
No offense to you, bartender
Guess you could say that I'm the king of all pretenders
Thinkin' I can hold that girl
Like I can hold my liquor

I told her someday I'd lay it down
I guess I never got around to that one fast enough
So set me one more up

Wish I could hold that girl like I can hold my liquor
I'd rather be with her tonight
No offense to you, bartender
Guess you could say that I'm the king of all pretenders
Thinkin' I can hold that girl
Like I can hold my liquor

Wish I could hold that girl like I can hold my liquor
I'd be in her arms
Not in this bar on one more bender
Guess you could say that I'm the king of all pretenders
Thinkin' I could hold that girl
Like I can hold my liquor

Fill the shot glass to the brim
Twist the cap and pour it in