Linus Sex Tips

[Verse 1]
I fucked an RTX 3090 and came on the power supply
Looked Linus in his eyes, he was astounded, surprised
He’s like, “How the fuck did you get into my studio?”
I’m like, “Nigga, I just wanna get inside of that bootyhole”
“But wait, how the fuck did you get in here? It’s locked”
Nigga, I ripped it right off and out it over my cock
He’s like, “Seriously, I must be dreaming, there’s no way this is real!”
My penis is locked in a cage in Linus’ studio, I don’t know how to feel

[Chorus]
Linus Sex Tips, Linus Sex Tips
Get on the bed, nigga, get undressed quick
Linus Sex Tips, Linus Sex Tips
Film it all in 8K, nigga, let’s caress dicks
Sex with [?] all damn day
Take those boxers off, I wanna play
With your dick and balls, and also that booty
Plug your dick in my ass like an HDMI display

[Verse 2]
Don’t run, get over here, Linus Sebastian
I’m horny, you’re my twink, what’s the worst that could happen?
He’s like, “Not before the segue into our sponsor!”
He pulled out an ASUS motherboard with a cost-efficient offer
I’m like, “Okay, that is a good fucking deal, but I want that twink bussy to eat like a meal”
Pull back my foreskin, banana peel
Swallow my nigga chode while I make you squeal
He’s like, “Alright, I guess it can’t really be that fucking terrible
These working conditions aren’t quite so unbearable”
I’m like, fuck yeah, this is a dream come true
Linus Sex Tips, I’m finally splooging inside you
I locked him in the server room and went to town
This nigga popped a funny pill and his dick won't go down
I drilled his ass hard with a graphics card
Then he dressed me up in a fucking LTT nightgown
Shoved me into a large case, but I just wouldn’t fit
He shoved a liquid cooling system down my dickhole (Dick)
We disassembled each other and put it all back together
I rained on his face with my white cloudy weather
He put an NVMe SSD inside of me, pushed it down my urethra while I cry softly
He’s like, “Okay, I’m just going to give it a twist and twirl”
I said, “Put me in a stroller, call me daddy’s little girl, nigga!”

[Outro]
Oh, yeah, I just wanna fuck Linus while I whisper sex tips into my asshole
Nigpro Records out this bitch