LinkedIn

[Verse 1]
Fuck tinder (fuck it)
Hit me up on linkedin (I’m all worked up)
Fuck tinder (fuck it)
Hit me up on linkedin (we’ll work it out)

I’m engaged to work (engaged)
But you my occupation (enraged)
Tryna keep it professional (i propose)
We need some vacation (from our clothes)

Ooo, what a view (penthouse)
I want an interview (ai)
Into you
Is that my cue (IQ)
Is there a queue
I'm here to rescue (fiyahh)
Breach and clear da schedule
Turn up, mark it up, I'm Redbull (woke)
No breaks, giving you uber lyfts
Curves move me, laid night shifts (Ben Stiller)

Imma fill you in (Ben filler)
And you’ll feel me out (free samples)
Bank the bang, Keep in touch?
Re the sesh, I’ll bail you out (Bare-sturnt)
You want excel? (word)
I'll excel you in da sheets (get sum)
I'll give you a call (brring brrring)
Hear……. you can take a seat (mmmmmm)

I'll make the acquisitions
If you offer me positions (openings)
Worth it, I'll put in the work, (bounce back)
Sexpand to your network
Trust we should be partners (roomiess)

Maybe have some shares (threeway)
Hook me up with her number? (her too)
Gimme a second, real firm affair

Rule of 69 + 1, y’all buy (ai)
Double da double D's on mah D, appppplyy (vaii)
I Mean business, target quota
Back-to-bach, debussy on a coda (another)

Learn to take turns
Invest your company, audition (it’s oral!)
Interns facing MonopolisDICK competition (c.e.ho!)

Blew off promotion, way past hands-on jobs (pied piper)
Emotion corny so porno on the cob (two hands)
Almost tied down but I'm a tough sell (privates good)
Close yet undressing, you suit me so well (you fit)

Degrees and pink slips like butter (luuube)
Rolling in dough, ha, like I’m in Qatar (making capital!)
Want five hundy plus so we slippery (bananas)
Hickey? Hiccup as i dock my dickory, yuh
Grabba the Butt, Zelda in my princess lair (da crib)
Vampiyah slaya like Babe Lincoln
I Ain’t just any hook up girl nah you linkedinnnnn!

[Chorus] x2
Fuck tinder (fuck it)
Hit me up on linkedin (I’m all worked up)
Fuck tinder (fuck it)
Hit me up on linkedin (we’ll work it out)

I’m engaged to work (engaged)
But you my occupation (enraged)
Tryna keep it professional (i propose)
We need some vacation (from our clothes)

[Verse 2]
(Kah) fuck the tinder clique
I’m on this hyperlink (she a site)
All I swipe are contacts
Hands in, sink you with a wink (drowning)
Scan then bone an x-ray
I’ll give you my hole resumé (bindass)
Ruler with my yardstick
Flexing til yo slopes elastic (no rubber)

I’m all bout that green but you make me see colors (Lucy)
LepreKhan academy: squeeze me in like dollars (atm)
Sunny side up, hole-iday like st pat me dick (pau)
Make it rain then I bow I rish so bunny do the trix (milk it)

School of awe (unboxing)
Open wide and ahh (no gag)
High off getting down (aussie)
Frack you like the ground (wetsies)
G spot of gold (treasure chest)
Craving. hesitating (ex marks the spot)
Pulling out, can’t withold (coming!)
Hold income like savings

Pull you for security
Ass set with lyability
Homie loan
Call me Money, I make you moan (aah)

College so if we final imma fail (don’t drop)
Called it, firing you but you shale (rockabye)
Burning through the payroll
Til I make you drop and roll (got an extinguisher)

Boom yo bust, I’m enraged if I shirk (they’ll bone us)
But you procrastination (de-laidd)
Crawling in debt, you my retail clerk (countin inches)
And it’s winter (brr), let’s get some hibernation (we bare)

Unbutton my white collar
So gucci, i’m supermane, (gimme neck)
Retired, coworkers with benefits
Loaning my Louis to yo Lane, (bonding)
I want your company, (too big)
You can be my major, (discipline)
Got my interest so high, (market tap)
We should have a merger, (wooo)

[Chorus]
Fuck tinder (fuck it)
Hit me up on linkedin (I’m all worked up)
Fuck tinder (fuck it)
Hit me up on linkedin (we’ll work it out)

I’m engaged to work (engaged)
But you my occupation (enraged)
Tryna keep it professional (i propose)
We need some vacation (from our clothes)

[Outro]
She always on the grind