Linguini Dog Food

[Verse 1: Gabe Da Babe]
Yo yo, linguini dog food (is it the best choice?)
Be the best choice for your pet
I bet, your pet is gonna love it
So yet, you better get
Or else we'll pose a threat
You better get the dog food at our linguini store (okay)
It's for all pets
The dog food can be dry or wet
Give it to the dog after it sweats
Or else, your dog is going to be upset

[Verse 2: Coley Moley]
Apply for the job, don't join the mob
Call up my friend Rob (okay)
"Should I apply for that job Rob?"
"Yeah, you should apply for that job Bob" (okay Rob)
Told you, we makе a lot of moolah
Your pets will be like thank you
You so sweet, I also likе red beets
We also sell linguini red beets for your pets
So come on down
Tell on our pet site how good our product was
Because it is useful info

[Verse 3: Gabe Da Babe]
Try it, don't wait until July or else you'll cry
Try it now bro, or else we can't even make that dough (no)
Put that money sky high
Give it to us and we'll fly sky high in an airplane
Don't deny, you can rely
Don't be shy, reply on our website

[Verse 4: Coley Moley]
You're going to regret if you don't get it
Don't even buy a baguette
Get more shipments today
You better come down and buy our product
Or else we slay (okay okay)

[Verse 5: Gabe Da Babe]
Look through the window we be spitting an inflow
We come out of our limos saying
"Hey, buy this for your pets because if you don't
You'll be dropped on the side of the coast
And no boat, because you didn't buy a boat for your dog"
Our product is going to clean your dog's throat
Now vote, which is better?
Our product? Or the generic store product? (Yeah, yours is better)
Yeah, that's right

[Outro: Gabe Da Babe & Coley Moley]
Send us a letter that we are better
And we'll give you a nice comfy sweater
Don't be a forgetter, come down to our store
(Buy our new linguini dog food)