Linguini Dog

[Intro: W4VEFORM]
Yeah

[Verse 1: W4VEFORM]
He can sit on a log, in the fog
Who is he? He's linguine dog
He'll shoot you with an ACOG
He'll even walk on some bog, he might just post on his blog
Yeah, he's made out of linguine, so, yeah, you can take a bite
Don't worry, he won't fight, he grows back
He does not lack, you can give him a good rack
You can buy him even a thumbtack
You can play with him some Blackjack
He ain't know how to hack, please don't put him in a shack
If he bites your butt, spray him in the gut
Then just call up King Tut, make sure he gets a haircut
Don't try to feed him a nut, he will try and slap your butt

[Verse 2: Coley Moley]
Yeah, come on down to the linguine store
Trust me, nothing here is an eyesore
'Fore the war, we were four, come here to this floor
I can core, you can shore, you can snore
You can explore the options at the linguine dog store
Give it some linguine dog food, have a good mood
Don't get sued, include, include the brewed
You got screwed? I got coffee
Give it to Linguine Dog
You got fog? I got a vlog
Now that's a linguine dog
Right freaking now

[Chorus: W4VEFORM & Coley Moley]
Yeah, bro
Buy linguine dog in the fog, on that log
Don't forget to post a vlog

[Verse 3: W4VEFORM]
Hey, Jude, did you just get sued? Now you're screwed
"Yeah, I didn't buy that linguine dog"
Did you do it in the fog?
"No, not even on a vlog"
What about on a log?
"No, in a swamp"
In a swamp? But there is no comp, don't try to chomp
Oh, I saw you stomp
"Okay, I'm sorry, Starry, but I just bought a new Ferrari
Why would I need a safari?"
No, you need a linguine dog
Buy some food
Don't intrude, dude, just get a clue to get booed
Woah, are you trying to collude? Put the gun down
Don't get a frown, just eat some linguine

[Verse 4: Coley Moley]
Don't be a weenie, buy the linguine dog
In the fog, on a log
I know we like to repeat stuff, but we're just buff
And nut 'nough, tough, we got the same linguine dog
He can smash a log in the fog, near a cog
Then got a problem with him, you throw him in the trash bin
Then grin with his friend, Lin
Smack him with a pin
You gotta feed him everyday
Don't forget to pay up, or we'll call Tay
Slay your body, and put it in the bay
I come up and ya make you lay, okay
Yeah, well you wanna try and be smart?
Don't fart, buy that linguine dog
No joke, I'ma poke you with a folk
Pull a Coke

[Chorus: W4VEFORM & Coley Moley]
Yeah, bro, buy that Linguine Dog
In the fog, on a log, don't forget to post a vlog

[Outro: W4VEFORM & Coley Moley]
Buy that linguine dog right now
Don't try to vow, just bow and buy it now
Buy the linguine dog