LIL SI SI SKIT

Hey can I rub elbows with ya pal?
Of course!
Can I rub them too?
Yeah, of course man!
Oh dear Lord Simon’s coming
Hey guys!
Hey Simon…
I-is this a big dawg meetup?
*gulp* *crickets*
Hey Lucas I need to talk to you for a second
Uh… ok*
*Footsteps*
What do you want
Landon is such a butthole!
Bro what do you mean
He's such a basic white boy with his fluffy hair, pajama pants, one AirPod, thinking he’s all that by talking bad to me… I’m the real menace here…
Simon you are not a menace
I literally got a 66 on my lab quiz. I’m such a menace…
Bro are you-
Landon is such a bad rapper bro. Why did you even let him into the Big Dawgs?
He’s not even a bad rapper bro… he literally founded the group
Y’know… you should just kick him off… heh
Bro no
*sigh* Hey, if Landon was never a big dawg, do you think I would be?
Oh that’s not-
What?
Ok since when are you involved in the big dawgs?
I don’t know, I just should be cuz y’know…
N-no
Can I at least ghostwrite?
Um… *gulp*
You know what? Fine. I’m dissing the Big Dawgs. You guys are all a-holes anyway. And, I’m jumping Landon…
Woah woah woah slow down there pal
Big dawgs you’re bad I’m fire I inquire that you’re a bunch of a holes yeah that’s right Big Dawgs
3 minutes later
Ka-blam! Now how do you feel, Big Dawgs?
That was… t-terrible…
I’d like to see you do better. But make it quick ‘cause I have drum practice…
You know what? Bet