Like Eminem

[Intro]
I find it funny that- wait wait, my songs get banned for offending the lgbt but, but Eminem used to threaten 'em in his songs &, & his music is still up. I got the answer, I can make a song like Eminem. Here we go

[Verse 1]
Why every gay man act like stereotypical black women?
Why every feminist grow up to be cat women?
Why can't we force workout plans on fat women?
I need to lose a few pounds too, but that's different
Eminem had to curse to sell records, but I don't
I mean, he sell his soul & wеnt woke, but I won't
I keep getting banned for all thеse lyrics I wrote
Which means they'll probably ban the Bible soon cause that's what I quote
You think what I'm saying is very wild?
Why gay people adopt kids just to be pedophiles?
& wonder why kids grow up dressing like Harry Styles
They say they're coming for the kids, it's getting carried out
"Bryson are you homophobic?" Yes
97% on the homophobia test
But I was 3% off so I wasn't impressed
All transgender people they should be under arrest

[Chorus]
They say this songs so offensive, but only if you get offended
I can't offend you without your permission & you don't even have to listen
They say this songs so offensive, but only if you get offended
I can't offend you without your permission & you don't even have to listen

[Verse 2]
Eminem threatened gay people in his songs, I'm not that bad
I just want to deport 'em to Iran or Bagdad
I mean, they wanna leave anyway, why are they that mad
I'm not mean, I just got some questions I wanna ask fags
Why are men putting on dresses to be edgy?
Back in high school I woulda gave 'em a wedgie
Trans people scream out "Why won't society accept me?"
But they didn't accept themselves so they ain't ready
They say "Bryson are you homophobic?" Yes
"Well are you transphobic too?" Guess
I mean, I don't know who I value less
Homos or harlets on "Esa" showing their breasts
Being a president isn't a job for women
Calm down, put on a dress back to the kitchen
We used to shame degenerates, but now it's different
We turned from God, now on TV, 2 men kissing
Sing along

[Chorus]
They say this song so offensive but only if you get offended (why are you mad)
I can't offend you without your permission & you don't even have to listen (bro just cut it off)
They say this song is so offensive but only of you get offended (literally turn it off)
Can't offend you without your permission & you don't even have to listen (ok 1 more time)
They say this songs so offensive but only if you get offended (everybody sing along)
Can't offend you without permission & you don't even have to listen (hands in the air)
They say this songs so offensive, but only if you get offended
I can't offend you without your permission & you don't even have to listen

[Outro]
Please leave your message after the tone *beep*
Oh no he did not just say all that. Like you are so homophobic that it's disgusting, like I'm crying right now, like I think your secretly gay. I think you need to take some of your anti-Homophobic training, because you are a threat to our society. You are a dangerous, you need to go now