Like A Snail

[Intro]

(Sirens)

(Laughter)

Yeah
Oh, shit. What the fuck was that?
I don't know, but I'm feeling it
But I'm feeling it
But I'm feeling it
But I'm
But, but, but
But I'm but
(Chortles)
Whatever, dude

[Megaverse]

Yo
Passport's in the mail
Like a snail, I leave trail of Salt like Angelina Jolie
Holey moley, can't wait to stick my penis in that
Yo, that's bad, what about Brad?
Shit, I'll fuck him, his two uncles and his dad
$50,000 of ammo to work with, don't quit for a bank
To rob tomorrow, I've drowned my sorrow
20/20 vision, bow wow! I'm rough like a dog made out of rock
Grab your cock and pork a hog
Piggy pog, get your slammer and let's stammer
I'm Quentin, you're in the slammer
Sans Juan
Something's wrong, so grab that Mexican and come along
I'm in a prison on an island
A Lonely Island
Alcatraz? I'm a fucking spaz
John Clarence, Alan West and Frank More-ass
Like Morris, only getting pussy
I'm smiling
Defiling thе bars of this rap game and building a raft
Leaving the island and nеver looking back
I've made a rap novel, bitch you ever do that?
Announcing my fame and my entire career of raps just like that
I think I might have sixty children
My legend's buildin'
Child soldier grows older, still a bolder version
And turning introversion inside out and blooming like a flower
Finding my power, time to tower over the rest of the world
Becoming unfurled like a squirrel with two nuts, dropping my sack
Becoming a man, too old to know any better, too young to ask

(Chortles)

This is fuckin' terrible
That was fuckin' terrible
Terrible
But I'm the one
One
One
One-take Cannibal
That's gonna cannibalize your Diet Coke and eat it with a bunch of ropes
And drop myself into the ocean and just say, "Goodbye I'm hopin' that this is not the song that blasts off my career"
That's wrong, because I'll never be famous, that's okay
I'm still writing my book anyway

And I'm gonna rap it
I'm gonna sing it
I'm gonna laugh it
I'm gonna bling it

Because I'm just gonna be what I'm gonna be
And what I am
Well, that's free

(Sheep bleating x 2)