Light Yagami vs. Monika

[Intro]
Animation vs. Anything
Light Yagami!
Vs
Monika!
Draw!

[Verse 1: Light Yagami]
Greetings, Monika, the name’s Yagami, much obliged
I hear you want to crack the code of Kira, well, some have tried
But you can’t save face ‘cuz I’ve already recognized you
Watch me take names when I drop Shinigami Rhymes!
My goal’s to cleanse crime, and I’ve seen how you end lives
You made all of your friends die for a piece of your senpai!
That’s not something I’ll let slide, so I’ll take out my pen, write your name and by your next rhyme, Doki Doki will flatline!
You can go through the motions of poems, my pen has been brought out for the kill
Don’t oppose me, just know that you won’t be the first president that bows to my will
You thought MC got with the program and believed it
'till the player went “I’ll take this computer chip and delete it!”
So your lover rejected you and you ditched him, broken-hearted
Were too scared to win him back, so you went for suicide!
I mean, even Yandere Dev went and finished what he started
Such a chicken, no wonder losers thirst over your thighs!
I’m the chosen one, my integer overflows this schoolgirl!
So you had best step aside and say “hello” to my New World!
But I know lots of women dig the mastermind that is Kira
So if my time’s what you’re seeking, then get in line behind Misa

[Verse 2: Monika]
You’re a bright one, Light, but I won’t be beckoned by your love
So you want a better world, hmm?
Welcome to the club
But we won’t share it if I’m trapped behind this barrier
Let’s just say your failure is entirely in character
My fans aren’t the degenerates, you’d better face it
"You gently opened the door..." to edgelords for generations!
Your fans buy their Death Note replicas and look for names to put in but the only thing they’re killing are their chances with a woman
Fitting, ‘cuz their god keeps ruining his shot at getting laid
The only time this kid’s scoring love is a tennis game!
Misa couldn’t turn you on, but L gets you all psyched out?
Our manga stays inside the closet, but it looks like Light’s out!
Roses are red, and violets are blue
A note of the dead is right in your view
A ghost on your bed, you find out the rules
Then go for the pen, and write in your room
The Tokyo feds end up finding the clues
Don’t know where you tread, and in spite of your youth
You’re broken and dead for your crimes and induced
With poetic justice; signed by Ryuk
Take it from DDLC, full game Plus the DLC
While Netflix dealed the L, see, you’re not the deity L sees
Not tryna hear more discussion about the god you were
‘Cuz without Kira, you’re nothing
Just Monik-er

[Verse 3: Light Yagami (Ryuk)]
(Ooh, this is interesting, Light, this woman might have you beat!
Your delivery was worse than her physical release!)
Don’t you mock me now, Ryuk, I’m not that quick to outsmart
I’ve a more personal move to write my way into her heart
You’re a bimbo sleaze in the Windows, peeping, you’re in too deep, and it’s quickly leading to filthy weebs tryna click and read, ‘cuz they wish to be with this sick 2D woman
Quick release, turning sticky keys on, so quit believing that it’s a sweetheart it is you’re meeting within the screen, not a Disney queen, it’s all in your dreams!
And I kill this beat like a criminal!
Leaving the Death Note Near, but not yet full!
See there’s no end for Kira, a vengeful spree from the lens of people that sent for me!
I will endure even the best police so I can complete what I’m meant for, cleaning the lesser beings!
You’ve been defeated!
It looks like I win!

[Verse 4: Monika]
Oh, please
You tried to cleanse the world of all the horror that crime caused
But you just turned the Death Note into “Portrait of Mein Kampf!”
You try to feign authority and use it to stand high
But I know of a signature that even YOU can’t write...
Take the model that flocks to your side, like a goth to a Light
Then you dropped her and tossed her aside ‘till you lost and you cried
That you want her, they’re pawns in your eyes, man, you’re awfully despised
Not to mention your consummate crimes end up costing the life of your father
Your whole soap opera seems to get pretty gory
Not a show for the kiddies or teens
But what’s easily disturbed is your brittle war schemes
From your actions in the story
They unleashed orphan Annie and then you were beat as a last resort from police
You got cornered and homie, that idiot Matsuda gave you no trigger warnings!
This major N.E.E.T freak is a dolt that’s best to ignore
Master of a classist cult, Serenity Forged
Tried so hard to change the world but after your death
Seems all your crafting was met with a factory reset