Life’s A Pimp

[Verse 1]
9AM late to work
Nasty coffee stain on my shirt
Keep it cool, network log-in
Open window, click a link
But the big man sees me
And the winner don't sink (don't sink)
I'm on my final warning (yes I am)
I'm on my final warning (with no plan)
I'm on a final warning
Forget the YouTube clips, I'm on the brink!

[Chorus]
I don't like my job
No not at all
My boss is the pimp
And I am the whore
If life's a pimp
Then we are the whores
If life's a pimp
Then we are the whores

[Verse 2]
Back of the queue, no VIP drink
I tried to blag it but I wasn't quite sick
Giving the grief now what's up with that?
I washed my face, I wore my braces, tied my laces, nut cases
Fancy that, it's "get inside"
Fancy this, what there's a line?
Fancy, I don't think it's hard
But this place a waste of money and time

[Chorus]
I hate bouncers, keeping the door
The club is a pimp
And we are the whores
The club is a pimp
And we are the whores
The club is a pimp
And we are the whores

[Breakdown]
It's not like that
That's not the way it is
The players not a player
Cause the game is not a quiz
My (?) and I know he's not a pimp
Don't rush me I ain't got time for you
And it's like this, get it clear
Fools get punked like drunks get beer
I'm so sharp call me zulu spear
Never get pimped so don't go near
Never get pimped, never get pimped
Don't get pimped, don't get pimped

[Verse 3]
Getting (?) in the door
T-shirt off and jeans on the floor
Open window, room still stinks
Check the bathroom, au toilette
No dinner from mummy (no drinks)
No dinner from mummy (not a drink)
Cause I'm grounded, I'm grounded, I'm grounded
Can't believe it I'm astounded

[Chorus]
Don't do my dishes, fold up my drawers
My mum is a pimp
And I am the whore
Don't do the dishes, fold up my drawers
My mum is a pimp
And I am the whore
My mum is a pimp
And I am the whore
My mum is a pimp
And I am the whore
I am the whore