Life Is Cartoons

"Wow, a rapper!"
"I like raps"
"Yo Mtv raps?"
"Rappin', rappin' to the beat"

Hands and feet fidget
Run scams and cheap gimmicks
I'm damned with weak business
My plans just keep gettin'
Examed, there's no purpose
The fans just don't purchase
The songs so I'm working
For free, a small burden
I need health insurance
I bleed it's uncertain
My knee keeps on hurting
Each week I'm more nervous
And on the surface my circuts seem heated
Like I didn't save shit then it crashed and deleted
I'm trashed every evening
Perhaps there's a reason
I cashed in my chips and I'm back every weekend
Speakin' of the Devil, Yea?
I used to date her
Met her as a neighbor
Left her as a traitor
Now I got another flavor and I'm rebuildin' the paper
Never could escape her, Love?
It was a labor
I did the bitch a favor but I should of fish filleted her
Savor what I got now and breathe like Darth Vader

Life is cartoons, and hip-hop is stupid!
Life is cartoons, oh yea? Prove it!
Life is cartoons, we all made of cells
Life is cartoons, with hard candy shells
Life is cartoons, who got the best moves?
Life is cartoons, just watch the rest through
Life is cartoons, the plots all the same
Life is cartoons, just watch what you say

Man I smoke too much, owe too much dough
Like makin' beats, don't flow too much though
Here we go again, he spits too slow
Explode when I wanna, glowsticks by the hundreds
I'm down with the ravers, don't like the Raiders
Fuck Rollerbladers, *Shucks he's a hater*
*Nah dude he's a skater*
I don't like the labor
Telemarket, waiter, movin' party favors
A man of few words, I span a few years
Examed a few girls and spanked a few rears
Frank when I speak, let's make that clear
Earring in my lip, *Oh Bobby, he's a queer!*
Nah, break that sneer, I don't vear to the left
Dressed well yes, love boobs and breasts
Depressed you can't pull em with success like mine
I get teenage girls like Total Request Live

Life is cartoons, and hip-hop is stupid!
Life is cartoons, oh yea? Prove it!
Life is cartoons, we all made of cells
Life is cartoons, with hard candy shells
Life is cartoons, who got the best moves?
Life is cartoons, just watch the rest through
Life is cartoons, the plots all the same
Life is cartoons, just watch what you say

This is a bio for my FBI files
Got a straight face and I don't really smile
Midwest child that should live less wild
Get stressed while I wonder if it's worth while y'all
Love it like Lyall, always hot never mild
"It's the new style"
Four and three and two and one
Crawlin' for the crumbs and followin' the funds
You swallowin' your gum like damn he really done it
I'll say it once more man, not out for the money
Becomin' disgruntled cause life is such a struggle
Mumble with a double and the Red Bull bubbles
Always find trouble like the Hubble find planets
Don't plan for problems, usually panic
My view is panoramic so it's tough to focus
Lyin' in a hammock, damn I gotta quit smoking

Life is cartoons, and hip-hop is stupid!
Life is cartoons, oh yea? Prove it!
Life is cartoons, we all made of cells
Life is cartoons, with hard candy shells
Life is cartoons, who got the best moves?
Life is cartoons, just watch the rest through
Life is cartoons, the plots all the same
Life is cartoons, just watch what you say

Life is cartoons
Life is cartoons
Life is cartoons
Life is cartoons
Life is cartoons
Life is cartoons
Life is cartoons
Life is cartoons

"I'll drink to that."