Life Is a Problem

[Verse 1]
Jesus, won't you be my radio?
Broadcast direction where I gotta go
Send me your signal and I will receive
Jesus, please be there and take care of me

[Verse 2]
Jesus, please be my automobile
Won't get to heaven 'less God's at the wheel
Send me your chauffeur and I will get in
Jesus, please drive me away from my sin

[Refrain]
And I won't get to heaven
I won't be coming home
I will not see my mother again
'Cause I'm lost and I'm gone
And this life is too long
And my willpower's never too strong

[Verse 3]
Jesus, please be my aeroplane
Fly me to heaven and never again
Will I be weak-willed, stoned, or get high?
Jesus, please meet me the day that I die

[Verse 4]
Jesus, please be my bullet and gun
Shoot all the sinners down, every one
Kill all my demons and that will be fine
But I will be reloading all the time

[Refrain]
And I won't get to heaven
I won't be coming home
I will not see my mother again
'Cause I'm lost and I'm gone
And this life is too long
And my willpower's never too strong