Lies

[Verse 1]
They say things happen for a reason
They say the cocksuckers are bad
They say that god has a plan
Everybody's fuckin' lyin' to me

They say the rhythm will get me
They say the salad ain't sucky
They say that ladies never doo-doo
Everybody's fuckin' lyin' to me

[Verse 2]
They say a chicken's never wishin' to commit suicide
And that all the bigfoots and swampsquatches have died
No way

No way, no way, no way, no way

They say a pizza ain't a funnel, I say bullshit to that
And I don't believe that lobsters are okay with their baths

And that secret thing you're doin'
Each and еvery fuckin' night
Will make your hands get supеr hairy
And you'll lose your fuckin' sight

No way, no way, no, no no way

[Verse 3]
When I was a baby
Daddy told me somethin' crazy
He said, "Son your mama left me
And she went and joined the Navy"
I said, "Dad, you're fuckin' kiddin'"
He said, "No, now pass the gravy"
And the gravy I passed

You know how people say
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger?"
Well I've seen them nearly killed
And that just couldn't be more wronger
And the women are supposed
To only like the giant-dongers
So the gravy I pass
To them

[Outro]
Creme de la creme
La la, la, la de la creme
Creme la creme, la la, la, la de la creme
That is me, the creme of the de la creme
La la la, la creme, creme, la la, la