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[Verse 1: Mat Astig]
Has the world gone full woke?
I went to the grocery store today
And they didn't have Cheerios, they had C-they-IOs
Hashtag thanks, liberals

[Interlude: ça (they/them)]
Astigma balls in your mouth, Mat Astig

[Verse 2: Mat Astig]
TCH, classic liberal
Making jokes about a real man
Because they're not confident in their gender
Is this what you young people call a ratio?

[Interlude: b℮njamin r℮ichwald official]
Mat Ass-tig make up for his small dick challenge
Weirdly impossible? Gone wrong

[Outro: "Mat Astig"]
Why thanks, Twitter user be_nice2sm1els
I believe I have finally found the error of my ways here
You libs aren't so bad after all
Have fun with your pronouns
And express yourself the way you want to
I wish you a nice evening