Oh the gracious Liberace
And the blue-haired grandmother of three
Exchange moist soul to soul handshakes
With false humility
He's real excited about her hair
She says, "oh baby you put a tiger in my tail"
And she really likes every single one of his talents
A relationship absolutely destined to fail
They talk about loneliness and home decoration
The [?] and the palest blue chins
Say goodbye to the 20th century, its incinerators and its talented chimps
Liberace and His Relationship to the 20th Century was written by Mark Eitzel.
Liberace and His Relationship to the 20th Century was produced by Mark Eitzel.