Letter of Consent

Letter Of Consent

Hi men, do you like violence? (Yeah!)
Wanna end up with no friends, no girl, and shunned by society?
Join an “elite” club with Roy Moore and Harvey Weinstein?
Lose your fucking job, settle for millions like Bill O’Reilly?
She’s not your date, if she can’t get her head straight
Make sure she’s awake! Consent’s a fucking mandate!
Abstain, just refrain. There’s no gain in pain, I’ll say it again
There’s no gain in pain

Since age twelve, you’ve loved Louis C.K
Cause he said all the nasty stuff you never dared say yourself
Then he jerked off in front of the wrong folks
And guess what?
It’s still rape… I’ve counted the fucking votes!
We all know, we make fucking “stroke” jokes
We say It’s a hoax, hope it is all smoke

Well let me provoke you, invoke the law
Consent is the fucking key. Come on, bro!
That P.E. teacher who thought that by senior high
It was fine to hit on students
That guy was just fucking vile
A bone fide sex offender
A certified child molester
The way that he addressed her
That time that he caressed her
Stroked her, touched her, like California white fur
That’s not rare. It’s unfair, but standard as Budweiser

Fifty percent of the world fucking fears you
You just found out, but it’s been going on since the year Two
Or even before… since the Holy Spirit came to Mary
And without even asking, decided to make a baby
Guess she couldn’t abort
He was the son of the Lord
“Don’t mind her, she’s just a whore
Delivering’s just a chore
The clothes that that lady wore
She knew what she was in for
Don’t underscore the décor
She lacked when she washed ashore.”

I got one more for you
This one’s all about the Franklins
About women at work, taking nothing but a spanking
Never banking on their ranking, no one thanking them for handling
All that shit, it’s simply dazzling
It’s just baffling, pretty saddening
We’re changing now
Oh while men cling to their power
Acting nervous, dis-empowered
Fearing they will get devoured
We’re about to hit the hour
So get ready
It’s the era of the women
Flower power, no more cowards

Produced by Jonathan Hay and Goldy Locks